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My native language is Slovene, but I also speak English (obviously) and German, Serbian to a lesser extent and a few words in Russian. I feel like I should build on what I already know before taking on any new languages. I often get free stuff from bartenders when I place my order in their...

1) World peace. It seems like with all the commercial interest in war only a divine intervention would cure the humanity of the disease that is war. 2) Equality of all people, regardless of their skin color, sexuality, gender, age, political or religious views, family background, language they...

Any one of the really popular singers. They appeal to a very big amount of people for all the wrong reasons. So for one night only, during a concert, I'd address the public after every song and try to alter their poor views of the world. I'm sure I'd get a lot of stick to that, but if at least...

Even though the show has deteriorated in recent times, The Simpsons always were and likely always will be my favorite show to watch, not just the favorite cartoons. There's so much of it one can never get tired and when it almost got cancelled I felt miserable for a whole week.

We mostly just hand out. We don't necessarily do it over a drink, just sitting in a park or a lot is enough. Sometimes I bring a bottle of OJ for thirst and others appreciate it. By "crazy" you mean "illegal", right? In that case, we've put on protest propaganda and were almost caught a couple...

Doesn't it bother the ships though? Imagine you wanted to park your car but the last parking space was occupied by a huge toy car or something. It does however make for a fine attraction. I would see it if it were in my vicinity.

Never, but it's not like they haven't tried! I've been pulled over time and again. I drive carefully, I never drink when I drive and only speed where I'm absolutely certain it's safe and where I know for sure won't be any speed traps. I've taken the breathalyzer test about 10 times now and since...

Honestly, why do you care after all those shenanigans? The saying: "If you ignore it, it will go away" is very pertinent in this case: As long as the media get a huge reaction out of us, be it of hate or of sympathy, pointless articles such as this one will continue to get posted. Just ignore...

I'd love to be a sloth! They have a 75-year lifespan of basically doing nothing. They get to hang from trees and they move so slow algae grows in their fur, making it seem green and giving the animal some camouflage in the jungle foliage. They rarely get attacked by any predators, but when they...

A robber was released out of jail and came back to the station the next day to report a missing watch. He left them with an e-mail address on which the police were to alert him should the watch be found. After a few years, he robbed a bank. The aforementioned station recognized him from the...

A horse-sized duck. The duck's legs are anatomically structured for swimming and have very weak vertical support. A duck the size of a horse would be much too heavy to support itself on its own legs - it would collapse immediately! An easy fight for me. That is, if you meant to ask "Which of...

Cook at home, no contest. It takes a surprisingly short amount of time to learn to fix yourself a decent meal. Additionally, you and only you decide what is put in the food you eat and what doesn't. You'll soon find yourself using a lot less oil or butter, salt and fatty things like cheese...

"I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables – slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need." I've probably rewatched Fight Club 10-or-so times...

Nature walks often do it for me. I live only a 15 minute walk away from an area where there's almost never any other people taking walks and it soothes me so much when I can be alone with my thoughts for at least an hour. It really stinks after it rains though as the pathways get all muddy and...

Unsurprisingly, everyone seems to hate math. I actually liked it, it made it possible for me to actually wrap my thoughts around a problem and solve it by using my creativity. On the other hand, I always hated biology. It never seemed like anything else but learning tedious and pointless facts...

I and a couple of my buddies were hanging out in a park the other night and then a police van arrived and two officers, one male and one female, jumped out and went straight for us. The man asked us: "Have you boys been smoking weed by any chance?", to which we replied: "Uh... No, officer!". He...