weirdest

I was watching the news a few years back and there was this one guy that had been breaking into a store and was caught on video humping a pinata. What was your most memorable or weirdest arrest?

My dream last night centered around me feeding Godzilla marshmallows. I was riding on one of his shoulders, I don't know which side, and I was toasting marshmallows on his "dragon breath". We were walking all over countries, and it was really fun. It felt really weird though when I woke up. So...