Here is a joke I read found and I can't stop laughing.

[headmaster]

Coca-Cola Salesman in Saudi Arabia


A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Saudi Arabia.


A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Saudis?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch.


But I had a problem. I didn't know how to speak Arabic. So I planned to convey the message through three posters.


Empathy


First poster : A man lying in the hot desert sand totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster : The man is drinking Coca-Cola.
Third poster : Our man is now totally refreshed.
And then these posters were pasted all over the place.


"Terrific! That should have worked!" said the friend.


"The hell it should have!" said the salesman.
"No one told me they read from right to left!"

 

[dariel2323]

Good humor friend and thanks for sharing. My day is arranged. I was bored and when I heard it got excited very much. I never had the opportunity to listen to it before and also share it. My greetings

 

[Muthoni]

I must admit that it is indeed funny; the Coca cola is actually the one exhausting the man in the desert. He is refreshed before he drinks. This is a very creative joke that I needed to take a moment to understood it.

 

[helaofthenorns]

Hahahaha. Good one! Thanks for sharing this joke. Thanks also because I never knew that they read from right to left. No wonder nobody bought the product! Keep on sharing jokes please!

 

[headmaster]

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a
brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a
young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie,
leaned out the window and asked the shepherd... "If I tell you exactly how
many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd
looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully
grazing flock and calmly answered "sure".
The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad and connected it
to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he
called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then
opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas.
He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a
response. Finally, he prints out a 130-page report on his miniaturized
printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep.
"That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches
the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.
Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is,
will you give me back my animal?", "OK, why not." answered the young man.
"Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd. "That's correct." says
the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answers
the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to
get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and
you don't know crap about my business...... Now give me back my dog."

 

[Whitewolf2578]

Both of those jokes are funny. It is true that is how consultants are. I work in a business field and they sure talk a big game, but they clearly don't know what they are talking about and will feed you garbage to get you to listen to them.

 

[bala]

This is old..but fk,this one really made my day.An utter laugh riot.It was trending in social media too after that middle east news.This surely would find a place as the top jokes in this era..second me on that..?

 

[DancingLady]

That's a good one. I doubt I would have remembered that either. Makes all the difference in the world.

 

[wulfman]

Hahahaha good one. Actually I got a good one about Pepsi and a genie but its racist so I will refrain from posting it.