What's a short joke that always makes you laugh?

[FuZyOn]

I have some:

"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.She seemed surprised."

"A dyslexic man walked into a bra."

"An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar.
I know because they told me."

 

[bala]

I never laugh at old jokes or renowned ones,i make them,a new one..
Humor is much more appreciated when it is appropriate to the situation. All i need to do is wait for a good opportunity, and BAM! Floor 'em all.

 

[missbishi]

Two parrots are sat on a perch. The first one says "Can you smell fish?".

 

[wahmed]

Boyfriend: Bitch
Girlfriend: I been called worse
Boyfriend: Like what
Girlfriend: your girlfriend

 

[dyanmarie25]

Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A: French flies and a diet Croak.

 

[bala]

Boyfriend: Bitch
Girlfriend: I been called worse
Boyfriend: Like what
Girlfriend: your girlfriend

The only one i have known of in all these posts.Quite funny though.
We though did it the other way hurting the girl's sentiments.

 

[FuZyOn]

Some more

"Ever noticed that glass tastes like blood?"
"Why do mirrors look like eyes really close up?"
"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog."

 

[Gabe]

I'm really bad at jokes, but laughed at this when I was a kid and if people ask me to tell a joke I would tell them this and they never ask me again;

Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead..

 

[JoanMcWench]

Boyfriend: Bitch
Girlfriend: I been called worse
Boyfriend: Like what
Girlfriend: your girlfriend

This made me feel like you might just have a true story behind it....